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Why Are British Drivers so Stupid?

Posted by MrShankly - November 9th, 2009


Today was rather odd, in the sense that when i went for my morning jog at around 5, there was suffocating fog in every direction, you could barely see in front of your face, like some roleplaying game where all you can see is your character and a few feet either way, now in this fog, you can hear a car but not see it, evidently you expect said car to have their fog lamps on, but no such luck with this particular inebriated Saxo driver, turns out he was on a mission to drive as fast as he could through an incredibly quiet town, no doubt testing out his terrible rear wheel suspension and stolen engine from God knows where, the fact that said moron had taken his muffler out made it possible for me to jump out the way just before he collided with me, which would've ended up with me being smashed into small bits. And it's not just these moments that make me question the intellect of some drivers, (and indeed driving instructors) you see people careering around roundabouts at around 20 million miles an hour (citation needed) beeping their horns in anger believing that the driver opposite them who just tried to pull out is in the wrong. You would think that they would get up earlier if they were that desperate to get out of the house.


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