Today was fun, i got my 68/69 in java. HOORAH

I cracked open a carton of Tropicana for the first time today, "pure squeezed apple, pear and mango" Seemed nice enough, tasted it, it was unlike anything i've drank before, real taste explosion! And then a thought occured to me, how much fruit would they need to churn out millions of these cartons a day? It seems unfathomable, if it really is fruit juice, then it is incredible, the shipping needed, the amount of farms, it's mind boggling, i guess numbers just screw with my head.

Today was rather odd, in the sense that when i went for my morning jog at around 5, there was suffocating fog in every direction, you could barely see in front of your face, like some roleplaying game where all you can see is your character and a few feet either way, now in this fog, you can hear a car but not see it, evidently you expect said car to have their fog lamps on, but no such luck with this particular inebriated Saxo driver, turns out he was on a mission to drive as fast as he could through an incredibly quiet town, no doubt testing out his terrible rear wheel suspension and stolen engine from God knows where, the fact that said moron had taken his muffler out made it possible for me to jump out the way just before he collided with me, which would've ended up with me being smashed into small bits. And it's not just these moments that make me question the intellect of some drivers, (and indeed driving instructors) you see people careering around roundabouts at around 20 million miles an hour (citation needed) beeping their horns in anger believing that the driver opposite them who just tried to pull out is in the wrong. You would think that they would get up earlier if they were that desperate to get out of the house.

now don't get me wrong, fireworks are great, in fact they can be quite amusing, but i live in a particularily roughneck area of "Merry old England" and this is where many startled families suddenly find their curtains ablaze near the letterbox after some evidently stupid individual has placed a firecracker through it, now this may sound normal to some people, but the reality of it is that it can kill, just this week there's been a tragic story in the papers about how a young mother and her slightly underdeveloped son have had a brush with death due to a band of thugs doing exactly as described, Unfortunately, our government's corrupt and useless, our councils are too afraid to send police anywhere anymore due to health and safety gone mad etc etc, it doesn't seem to get any better, in fact, as gangs become more emboldened by these acts of "bravery and HXC" the situation invariably becomes even worse. Unfortunately there's nothing to do but rant about it, as one man can not take on the legions of Caesar, but hopefully someone will step up to the plate and do something one day.

I must say, Newgrounds is getting better and better by the second, it sure brightens my day up after a load of crap work, coincidentally, my favourite submissions appear to be the violent ones, mainly madness combat and whatnot, my favourite voice actors are definitely Egoraptor and Tomamoto, Thanks NG :D